NINETOES VS. GREENLAND
Ninetoes wanted to follow in Leif Eriksson’s footsteps and go to Greenland, but he did not have a…
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NINETOES VS MOMMIE DEAREST
May 8, 2026
Ninetoes decided to watch Mommie Dearest for Mother’s Day weekend, and is looking hard at his wire hangers…
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SHANNON’S DRIVE-IN: BUTCHER, BAKER, NIGHTMARE MAKER
May 8, 2026
Shannon watches the wild suspense movie Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker and ponders what makes this “bad mom” tick.
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GARRETT VS PIZZA MOVIE
May 7, 2026
Garrett Cook watches a throwback to stoner comedies of yore. Can you even, like, review a film?
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NINETOES VS KILLER WHALE
May 1, 2026
Ninetoes wanted some fun in the sun and maybe a ride on a jet ski. Then a Killer…
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SHANNON’S DRIVE-IN: BILLY THE KID VERSUS DRACULA
May 1, 2026
Shannon watches the horror-western BILLY THE KID VERSUS DRACULA, but is it fit for the drive-in?
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Jyl vs. Hokum
May 1, 2026
Jyl caught an early screening of Hokum and went in hoping it wasn’t…well, hokum.
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THE SPLATTERPUNK REALITY OF THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
April 28, 2026
Blog manager Tom went to see the 35TH ANNIVERSARY SCREENING of THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, and it…
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NINETOES VS. MERCY
April 28, 2026
Ninetoes was held up in court with the movie Mercy. Did our every-man agree with the judge’s decision?
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THE VALLEY OF GWANGI (1969)
April 27, 2026
There’s a very good, very hungry reason the locals call it The Forbidden Valley. It’s Ron’s beard and…
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