Ninetoes vs The Best of Carnage House Year Three

Ninetoes asked a friend what he did, then his friend sent him a copy of The Best of Carnage House Year 3. Now, Ninetoes needs a 30-gallon size air sickness bag…you’ll see.

TITLE: The Best of Carnage House Year 3

AUTHOR: Jacque Day, R.E. Dyer and Josh Darling

GENRE: Extreme Horror

PAGES: 313

FORMAT: Ebook

PRICE: $6.66

Hey there, book lovers! It’s your old pal, Ninetoes, coming to you from Ninetoes Loves Books Headquarters. Today, I am looking at The Best of Carnage House Year 3. I have coffee in my system and my thinking cap on, so let’s get to it!

Ho boy, where to start…Well, the first thing I have to mention is the age listed in the Amazon description as 3-17 years. That would be a big no. Maybe the 17-year-old part, but it would be a stretch, and here is why. We are talking about extreme horror and splatterpunk. Allow me to reiterate…EXTREME HORROR and SPLATTERPUNK. I thought I was ready for it. I thought…

…alas, I was not ready for it. It starts off light, and that is saying quite a lot for this book. I guarantee you, your stomach will turn, and you may very well puke by the third story. Let that sink in: you will be tossing your cookies by story three out of 29. Some of these stories are thought-provoking, but others are solid gore fests from the first word. The one thing these stories have in common is that they are unsettling with a capital U!

I am not going to tell you anything about the stories in this book. I want you to be as surprised (and in some cases revolted, but in the very best way) by what is in these pages. I want you to experience all of these stories as cold as I did; you need to go in knowing only this: the blood and guts factory is alive and well in this book.

If you are the kind of reader who thinks horror is not extreme enough for you, then you need to get this book. If you are a splatterpunk fan who is missing the splat and the punk, you need this book. If you want to lose weight, this book will make you puke; you need this book.

BUT, be warned: this book is not for the timid horror fan, the beginner, the lightweight. You must be hardcore to appreciate this book.

I give this book 5 vomit-covered bookmarks out of 5!

Darren “Ninetoes” Perdue is a book and media reviewer. When he is not reading, he is watching true crime shows, cooking for his family, or working on a plan for universal domination. If you see him on his porch, say hi. He does not bite…much.

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